In this paper, we analyze a sample of clippings from paintings by the lateartist Bob Ross.Previous work focused on the qualitative themes of his paintings (Hickey,2014); here, we expand on that line of research by considering thecolorspace and luminosity values as our data. Our results demonstrate thesubtle aesthetics of the average Ross painting, the common variation sharedby his paintings, and the structure of the relationships between eachpainting in our sample. We reveal, for the first time, renderings of theaverage paintings and introduce “eigenross” components to identify andevaluate shared variance. Additionally, all data and code are embedded inthis document to encourage future research, and, in the spirit of Bob Ross,to teach others how to do so.